I’m really sorry to tell you something. Are you sitting down? Buck Owens died last year. He couldn’t possibly be the real author of the previous comment.

I’m sorry to be the bearer of sad tidings.

Love ya’
Elvis

Actually, many people make the boo-boo that you did. The song is actually "Gloom, despair…"

And, hee haw, the last line is a kicker. It’s the same as the first!

Gloom, despair, and agony on me.
Deep dark depression. Excessive misery.
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.
Gloom, despair, and agony on me.

Hehehe. Hawhaw. By the way, Roy says "Hay!"

Hugs,
Buck